Romantic Wizards

For couples who've been together a while

Some nights need a spell.

A guided evening for the two of you — affectionate, sexual, or fully explicit, you set the dial. Tell us about tonight and we'll write it; then a voice in each of your ears takes it from there.

We'll email you once. No newsletter, nothing on your card, nothing in the post. By joining you agree to our terms and privacy notice. 18+.

You're both in it. Neither of you is watching.

In a private night you don't hear the same thing. Each of you gets your own instructions, written to fit together — and neither phone ever receives the other's. Same moment, same clock, two different halves.

12:40 into a session

In her ear

"Take his hands and put them exactly where you want them. Don't explain."

In his ear

"Let her move you. Whatever she decides, don't take over."

Neither of them knows what the other was told.

One dial, and it's yours.

The only thing that decides how explicit the night gets. Move it.

Sensual 3 of 5

Slow and deliberate. Clearly sexual and plain about bodies — undressing, hands, mouths — stopping short of graphic detail.

How a night is made

  1. 01

    You cast it

    Six questions on your phone. How long you have, what you're in the mood for, anything either of you would rather not. Both of you answer that last part privately.

  2. 02

    The wizards write the spell

    A night gets written for the two of you specifically — never pulled off a shelf, never the same twice.

  3. 03

    You both press play

    Earbuds in, phones down. A voice paces the whole evening — when to start, when to slow down, when to stop talking. You don't touch anything again.

Questions people ask

Do we both need a phone?
Yes, and earbuds each. Two private tracks running on one shared clock is the whole idea. There's also a version for one person alone.
Is it the same thing every time?
No. Every night is written fresh from what you told us that evening.
What if one of us isn't up for something?
You each set your own limits before you begin, privately. Your partner never sees what you ruled out — and nothing you rule out shows up.
Who hears the recording?
Nobody. Nothing is recorded. The voice is generated for that night and the audio is yours alone.

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